4 Weird Animated Porn Videos



I once met an American guy who lived in Japan as a teacher at a beer festival. He was wearing a green “Hentai” shirt and explained to me that contrary to popular belief the word “Hentai” doesn’t actually mean “anime porn”. The direct translation is “pervert”, which I found funny and interesting. He later explained how old Japanese ladies react to him wearing that shirt at the grocery store. I became friends with this guy immediately and we proceeded to drink many beers together.

This post isn’t about exclusively hentai porn, but it’s pretty close and i wanted a reason to share that story. This post is about the weirdest  animated porn videos that i could find, not just ones from Japan. Anyway, prepared to be weirded out, and maybe even turn on.

 

1. The 7 Dwarfs Slip her a Micky

I think it’s safe to say that we all know and love the 7 dwarfs. I can’t imagine anyone out there who explicitly hates them. What kind of person would hate such a thing?

Whoever produced this old school animated porn turned a wholesome tale into a really fucked up animated porn. The 7 dwarfs walk around without pants while their over-sized cocks are out waving around, they watch as a girl gets undressed and lays down then put a pill in her drink so they can sexually harass her while she sleeps.

The best part about this animated porn is the constant cheesy one liners such as “hi ho, hi ho, it’s of to jerk we go” or “how about a taste of midget meat, huh?”.

2. Weird Creatures Live in her Drawer

What the fuck did I just watch? Sorry, this isn’t anime porn but it came up while doing my “research” and there’s no way I couldn’t add it to the list. It’s all in French, so you might not understand the dialogue but dear lord this is a fucked up porn video. It’s about these 3 animated creatures that live in a girls drawer and come out when she’s sleeping to mess around with her nude body. Iv’e got to say, it’s creative at the very least and pretty well done too. The little creatures interact with the room pretty well, making it at least somewhat believable. To top it off, the blonde babe is pretty hot and has a nice ass and pussy. Final verdict on this one: I could fap to this.

3. Dalmascan Knight

This one is straight up Japanese, the animation style and the language but goddamn i have to say it’s well done. It’s weird as hell, but very well done. There’s a rich plot, which grabs you right away. Trust me on that, press play right now and see what i’m talking about. Other than that, what initially drew me to this was  that the animation is REALLY good. The movements are fluid, you can see their breath, clothing moves according to gravity and yeah, kudos to this company, they did a great job.

It’s on the list though because straight up it’s a monster who lives under the city, lures girls into his cave then sexually tortures them and converts them into sex slaves. Check it out.

4. Porntal Combat

This one gets HUGE points for being unique and creative. “Porntal Combat”, while the title is mocking Mortal Kombat, the video actually depicts the Street Fighter universe, so that’s the first weird thing about this one. I was happy when i found this, it starts off with a regular street fighter fight and Chun Lee loses. The remaining 15 minutes is Chun Lee getting fucked with different backgrounds and from different positions with Super Nintendo graphics. Seriously what the fuck. I can’t say that the production quality is great, but it’s not bad. The initial fight was fun to watch. After that it just kind of gets repetitive so i dont suggest you watch the whole thing. But do what you want, what am i, your mother?

Hopefully this list of weird animated porn somehow added something productive to your day. I personally can’t imagine how it would but hey, im not your mother, so, to each their own! At the very least, I hope you got a few laughs out of it.




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